My books fell on my head…I have only my shelf to blame!
Happy Friday, you wild and out bookworms! The weekend is near which can only mean one thing…
It’s time for another gut-punch list of all-too-funny literature-related tweets! Every week we round up the best bookish tweets from the far and wide corners of the internet and this week is no different; these tweets are seriously killer! So, kick back, grab a snack, let your hair flow down, and start your weekend off right!
the most important thing I’ve learned this week is that after meeting Oscar Wilde for the first time, Walt Whitman described him to a reporter as “a great big, splendid boy”
— Jess Bergman (@jesslbergman) July 13, 2018
sext: [picture of the giant stack of books you’re reading]
— american eidolon (@minkahunter) July 7, 2014
$2 #usedbooks pic.twitter.com/GwWCgNmjMz
— Paperback Paradise (@paprbckparadise) July 10, 2018
reads book: *favourite character dies*
me: maybe if i read this again he won’t die this time— kylo (@jamjefraser) November 30, 2014
At Starbucks I order under the name Godot. Then leave.
— Nein. (@NeinQuarterly) April 4, 2013
*my wife catches me in bed looking at an optical illusions book* HONEY, NO IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
— Cool Eric (@OBiiieeee) March 7, 2014
“Have you read Proust? No, I mean, really read him?” pic.twitter.com/hA6mcyKSSU
— Guy In Your MFA (@GuyInYourMFA) November 25, 2016
I’m bringing paperback
them other books don’t know how to act
*deletes account*— Jarry (@jarry) October 7, 2015
25 Books You Should Read Before the Sun Explodes and Melts Your Skin Off and You Perish, Useless and Screaming, Realizing It Was All In Vain
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) January 24, 2016
Gatsby? He says he was great. I don’t know. People are saying maybe not so great. I’ll make Gatsby great again. #trumpbookreport
— Brian Francis (@briandfrancis) October 20, 2016
Um… I hate to be a Grammar Nazi, but shouldn’t it be… ‘The Diary Of *A* Frank’…?
— єaяƒ ʕ•.•ʔ dæ (@earfdae) March 7, 2013
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