Sure, we’ve got more goodness coming based on Becky Albertalli’s work, but you can’t shade a classic, even two years on. Pride this year is so weird with everything going on, but Simon still loves us all.
I mean, Eventually
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I mean, if he’s playing the odds, that is A strategy. The right strategy? That’s up for debate. There could be a thousand dudes at that school. And also like, people lie. Like Blue. I love Simon, and his disaster energy is very valid, but I just want to help the poor boy. And also like, I know Simon would never out Blue to anyone else, but you gotta respect if he’s not ready, man. Lessons for us all abound.
It’s HIS Real Estate
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Coincidence?
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Listen. Is it a different movie? For sure. Is it a bad movie? I’d watch a movie abut a gay velociraptor. It appeals to literally all of my interests. Dinosaurs, homosexuality. That’s the list. I don’t remember Simon in Jurassic World, I confess, but I’m sure we could cut those and some of the Love, Simon scenes and get something going. Give the people what they want.
Quality Humor
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This is the kind of high quality gay humor we deserve. I never had to come out as straight, so I don’t know my parents would react, but I like to think they’d be a little more cool. Straight people were born that way.
She is a Bicon
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She’s blurry, but she’s right. We’ve had Love, Simon for years now, but if they put it back in a theatre, I’d go right now.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine is also a quality source of gay humor, for those who don’t know. Maybe a followup meme list is due? In any case, I’d protect my boy Simon to the ends of the earth.
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