Bad Family: ‘Riverdale’ Recap

Bad Family: ‘Riverdale’ Recap

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The Riverdale writers have clearly not been reading my articles because they still don’t understand that the show succeeds when all of the characters interact. They have a great ensemble cast, so why not use it? This is why the musical episodes are so fun- they are all forced to actually go to school and participate in the same things. And it promises at least one group number so everyone is at least on screen at the same time. But, no. Instead, we get subplots for each individual character. Yet again.  Luckily, in this episode we get to see Betty …

Spooky Season: ‘Riverdale Recap’

Spooky Season: ‘Riverdale Recap’

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What is the point of having Halloween specials on a show where weird, spooky and strange things happen every episode? Now they happen in costume. The most important takeaway from Riverdale this week is that Toni is the best girlfriend in the world. Imagine finding out your girlfriend was keeping her dead brother out on display in the basement of the house you two share and still loving her? That’s how you know it’s real.   Image via TV Insider   Even after Toni convinces Cheryl to bury Jason again, her horrors are not over. A doll begins to terrorize …

Scarlett Johansson Looks Forward to Closure in the ‘Black Widow’ Movie

Scarlett Johansson Looks Forward to Closure in the ‘Black Widow’ Movie

Whether you are a fan of Black Widow or not, you cannot help but acknowledge that Natasha was a little neglected in Avengers: Endgame. Iron Man gets a whole funeral with the entire MCU in attendance and Natasha gets… Clint looking down on her dead body? It seems just a little unfair.     In a recent interview with Jimmy Fallon, ScarJo relays her excitement about the upcoming solo movie all about Romanoff. ScarJo hopes that the movie will bring closure to her character and her time in the MCU.   Image via Looper   She quickly shut down any …

Money, Money, Money: ‘Riverdale’ Recap

Money, Money, Money: ‘Riverdale’ Recap

So this week’s Riverdale starts out pretty normally—high schoolers have goals that high schoolers cannot accomplish. Archie wants to turn the boxing gym into a community center! But, oh right—he’s a senior in high school. It’s a good thing that he has a rich girlfriend and a lawyer mother. But, he could never accept that! Spoiler alert—he does.   Image via TV Fanatic   In true Riverdale fashion, Veronica first insists that the hotties of Riverdale High host a car wash to try and fail to raise the funds themselves. After an inadequate ab-filled car wash montage (where Kevin’s shirt …

Back to School: ‘Riverdale’ Recap

Back to School: ‘Riverdale’ Recap

Finally. Here we go again. Back to school means back to absolute complete nonsense that I look forward to every week. Ah, the last night of summer before senior year- how shall we celebrate? Oh, yes, let us all hang out as foursome for twenty seconds before we split up by couple to go have sex. Immediately after agreeing that Archie, Betty, Veronica, and Jughead need to slow down and enjoy life more. Why spend time with your friends when you can make out with your boyfriend while your friends make out in the other room. We are introduced to …