Happy several-days-after-Halloween! By which I of course mean, Merry Christmas! No, I joke (kind of.) Anyway, here are some hilarious tweets from over the past week. An inordinate number are Sabrina-related but please bear in mind that Sabrina is a character from Archie comics so these tweets are, in fact, literary-related.
This is the guy from the back of your creative writing workshop who offered no meaningful advice besides “your ending didn’t feel EARNED” https://t.co/Zb6bnlHXgl
— Alex Wolfe (@alexwolfepack) November 2, 2018
I’ve never felt worse about that thing I did to Hedwig. https://t.co/5jyA0T23ka
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) November 1, 2018
I wonder if salem on sabrina is my cat’s timothée chalamet
— aubrey (@aubreybell) October 30, 2018
You read one Emily Dickinson poem and you think it’s easy and everyone can do it. https://t.co/372Be6VbYL
— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) October 31, 2018
and with this line delivery, Michelle Gomez as Ms. Wardell on Sabrina became our new gay icon pic.twitter.com/AgAEO2bJt1
— Jordan (@JordanApps) October 30, 2018
ok i do think this is beautiful but i also didn’t realize you could write whole novels in ‘hewwo i amn a doggo uwu’ speak and get away with it. tbh i am behind it because i fucken love spelling shit wrong and doing small animal voice. a revolution, friendos https://t.co/igOX0OjBYl
— island griff ?✨ (@griffski) October 30, 2018
The biggest mystery they have yet to address in #Sabrina is why sisters Hilda and Zelda have completely different accents when we are led to believe they have lived their entire lives in the same house.
— Philip Ellis (@Philip_Ellis) October 29, 2018
me this weekend vs me having to come into work at 7am this morning and act as if i can string two consecutive words together pic.twitter.com/Tg0GyNjrN3
— emotion side b(ecks) ?? (@motherofnaggins) October 30, 2018
The irritated ghost of Joan of Arc wrote this Wikipedia caption. pic.twitter.com/NcpdPAnVJJ
— Lauren Groff (@legroff) October 29, 2018
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