Hello, Bookish Tweeters! Happy Mother’s Day and tail end of Teacher’s Appreciation Week…
Mothers and teachers alike (perhaps you’re one or both!) give so much for their children and/or students to grow from and live by later in life, so what better way to say thanks than by giving them these lovely bookish tweets to enjoy (especially the English teachers who live and die by the classics)?
(Note: Since I skipped covering the tweets last week due to a lack of tweets to supply you with, I’ll be covering tweets from this week and last, bringing it all to a total of 10 tweets!)
With all that said, let’s not keep the life- and light-bearers waiting…
The Foreboding
In my own experience with reading – the classics or not – whenever a certain book’s title starts with “the,” that’s when you know that there is something off (or at least interesting) about that thing the book is titled after…
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) April 27, 2021
Try this with any book out there, and tell me if I’m wrong. I dare you! Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor… in proving me wrong. (You do realize a big part of the inspiration behind The Hunger Games comes from “The Lottery,” right??)
Gone But Not Forgotten…
When you hope everyone forgot that embarrassing thing you did back in middle school but it comes back to haunt you…
You drop a chandelier into the audience at the opera house ONE TIME and no one ever lets you forget it
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) April 29, 2021
You know, people can change! (Technically a phantom, or even a person with half a face hidden behind a mask, but still!)
Shame On You (For Shaming Me)
When you get shamed for your lifestyle choices you can’t go back and change…
Yes I vowed to confirm whether my uncle poisoned my father so I wouldn't murder the wrong person in vengeance. Yes I then stabbed my sword through a curtain without checking to see who was there. We exist
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) April 30, 2021
Hey, mind your own business! You have your own ways of expressing yourself, and I have my mine, which happen to contradict one another, but hey, life happens…
Extreme Makeover: King Edition
Thinking you could change your man into someone entirely new? If you must, don’t let this happen to you…
"I could fix him" well I could persuade him to assassinate the king of Scotland only to die at the hands of his enemies
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) May 3, 2021
It may not be every day when he will be attacked the woods, and get slain and beheaded by “a man not born of woman,” but you can never be too careful to take all the proper precautions!
Which One Are You??
When you’re about to take an online quiz and you try to figure out which character that you’re the most/more like…
quiz: are you romeo "I'm in love with a completely different woman now, keep up guys" montague or more of a juliet "I've never given much thought to marriage wait is that guy looking at me" capulet
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) May 4, 2021
For me, I’m always torn between two or more characters no matter what, whether I see myself in so many of them or if they’re all so relatable in one way or another, but in this case, I’m probably most like Balthasar in that I’m only doing my best and don’t really get invited to be in someone else’s story unless I do a few things here or there to serve the main characters. (Don’t judge me.)
This vs. That: The Choice Is Yours!
Just knowing the author of the works you’re reading and how they write commonly-used tropes or characters can make a huge difference in how you read their works. Case in-point…
Charlotte Brontë introducing a love interest vs. Jane Austen introducing a love interest pic.twitter.com/X4NExyk3lZ
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) May 4, 2021
Again, knowing who wrote which makes all the difference!
Two Young Hearts
When you want bae to tag along wherever you go…
Achilles when Thetis sends him to train with Chiron pic.twitter.com/znkcFDOpT6
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) May 5, 2021
…though it ends up being Achilles’ fatal flaw: by bringing Patroclus straight into danger.
What A Mom Wants
More than anything else in the world, every mom wants her child to be happy, so if you’re still scrambling to get her a gift for this Mother’s Day, just keep this mind and get her something you know she wants…
Give her what she really wants for Mother's Day: wealthy husbands for each of her five daughters.
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) May 6, 2021
It’s the two-in-one deal every mother could ever want! Or in this case, five-in-one deal!
Gone but Not Forgotten?
When a death of a loved one in your family suddenly occurs and you live in a small town, chances are that everyone will likely hear about it before you even tell them, and will treat the news as gracefully as possible (in their own way) by offering you their condolences and doing whatever they can to make sure their legacy is cherished…
Matt Bonner's mule: *dies*
The town: pic.twitter.com/R3gtAYNNUs
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) May 7, 2021
…unless you live in this small town, that is.
Guess Who’s Back… Back Again!
When you think you’ve ditched someone for good and they come back and better than ever…
The messenger telling Claudius that Hamlet's back in Denmark even though he was sent to England to be executed pic.twitter.com/7I5RTUYm0R
— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) May 7, 2021
Now the party don’t start till Hamlet walks in… (Bloodshed, that is!)
Be sure to give your well-deserving mothers and teachers a lot of love this weekend and try not to laugh too hard at these classic tweets!
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