Hilariously Scathing One-Star Book Reviews

Here’s the difference between hating a book and using it as target practice.

Krisdee Dishmon – January 2nd, 2019

When some people don’t like a book, they complain to their friends. When some people don’t like a book, they actively set it on fire. Mostly what they do is type out poorly-worded complaints about what they claim is a poorly-worded excuse for a book. Some popular novels may feel like a ‘waist of you’re time,’ but maybe this list won’t be.

This reader had the opportunity to live an interesting life, but War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy took that away from him. It’s a good thing he didn’t waste his only chance at LIVING by then stopping to write a review about irrelevant fictional characters:

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Anna Karenina author Leo Tolstoy can’t catch a break—but apparently, he can catch these hands:

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This reviewer warns that 1984 by George Orwell is twice as worse as that Hoxley bastard’s dystopian classic Brave New World, and it’s just as much of a waist:

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After reading Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury, this reviewer made the best of a bad experience:

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At least this reviewer of Othello by William Shakespeare could getteth real with us. Good to know that even getting older can’t stop you from staying cool.